Me (while packing my bag): My head is pounding. I’m going to go home and take a nap.
Zack: Good for you!
Me: Or maybe, I’ll try logging into Battle.net.
Zack (spins around wayy too quickly) (exclaims): A girl is not supposed to speak like that!
Me: WHY NOTTT (whines like a little girl)
Nearby colleagues had a good laugh overhearing our conversation.